
- for my friend who said he couldn’t see the shape of my poo, but really wanted to. Is this showing the curves enough? I hope you’re now satisfied.
- i didn’t know pamela anderson was an activist until today, when i read her interview on jacobin magazine. she said she’s reading eternal fascism by umberto eco. so i read it too.
- i would like a new neck and a new set of shoulders, pain-free and with strong muscles.
- are we all just going to forget about brexshit? like, everyone is going to be too tired to think about it and we just don’t do it anymore. i think that would be our best option. and to hell jeremy corbyn too, you bresxshiteer.
- have almost no more coal left and the delivery man is not answering my texts.
- today i went to uxbridge to buy a new chimney hat because the wind took it overnight. uxbridge doesn’t have independent coffee shops. it’s costa or nothing. and i didn’t like that. costas and chains in general are just as bad as sundays.
- i’m trying to ignore point 5, unsuccessfully.
- i think today was the first time i understood exactly why a feminist movement has to be also anti-capitalist. better late than never, you are allowed to think / say.
- i often underestimate both my intelligence and my stupidity.
- numbered lists make me feel good about myself. they make me feel cool.
- still miss him ffs.
- tonight is the first time i see the moon from my sofa. it’s a perfect cheshire cat smile.
- is a lucky number in italy.