You CAN put lipstick on a turd

Day 58: mushrooms, 1 fried egg, 1/4 can of baked beans, half fennel; 1 and half pints of pilsner; bread with apricot jam.

You can indeed – I’ve just done it. And now my Chanel lipstick will leave a light shit fragrance on my lips each time I put it on. Eat garlic? Eat onion? Nah, that’s so old fashion. Put a shit-scented lippy. And be sure no one will ever kiss you again.

I decided to put lippy on my poo because I was thinking about these two expressions – you can’t polish a turd and to put lipstick on a pig.┬áToday’s picture is my own interpretation of the two sayings, which, as I’m sure you know, mean that no matter how much effort you put into making something better, if it’s bad, it remains bad. But that means to assume that certain things or people are inherently bad. Naturally bad. Is that true? #shitphilosophy