It’s day 76. And I didn’t poo. For the first time since the beginning of this blog, I didn’t create anything. So today I’m posting words by someone else. My friend who helped me move the boat at the weekend came up with this great rap. It’s called Livin’ it large. It’s genius. And I now want to make a music video. Please help me. We have less than two weeks.
Livin’ it large on ma barge
Glidin’ on da liquid street
So many Coots ‘n’ Ducks t’ meet
Bricks ‘n’ mortar don’t float dats why I’m here on da boat
Wid my pal on da canal, this ain’t no shopping mall.
There ain’t no head using a shopping bag instead
Taking pee in da can
And I’m carrying it, man.